42 Hilariously Inappropriate Christmas Comics By Cyanide & Happiness

He screams for ice cream!

If he chooses to eat the house is it cannibalism?

Hah 😂 I’m dead

one of the many mysteries of the world.

Sounds like something I would say.

I totally get this!! Haha!!!!

So glad somebody finally invented the wheel.

Isn't santa supposed to have a round jiggly belly ? Oml imposter

He see's you when you get changed

*questions everything I know*

😂😂😂😂😂

Thanks for this.

fantastic

Jesus is NOT made up!

Who just try'd blinking along with it:)

:))

I myself try not to blink too much because it seems flashy. But when i do, i enjoy it.

That's a good one X) I love a hearty laugh :)

SANTA IS EVIL! :O

Oh! Didn't see that coming.

No

Autolycus: Or if you’re lucky, you’ll go to Hades, where all the fun people are! (Hercules 2014 film quote)

Ahahahahah

I got this politically correct Holliday greeting email a couple years back. It's still valid —-Festive Greetings—- Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. In addition, please also accept our best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2015, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or area of choice), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual orientation of the wishers. This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. ‘Holiday’ is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof). Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher actually to implement any of the wishes for the wisher her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of it. This greeting is void where prohibited by law. - See more at: http://www.emeraldfrog.co.uk/the-most-politically-correct-festive-greeting-ever

I don't care what anyone wishes me! I'm just grateful that they took time out of their day to wish me well, in whatever way is important to them. It's good of them to think enough of me to wish me well.

This reminds me of the video of the women who was going off on some man just because he said "hello". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpvnO0p9KvU Be advised, she cusses A LOT.

Hugh Mungus wot

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I have NEVER understood why many people get upset when someone says Happy Holidays. Not everyone celebrates Christmas and by constantly saying Merry Christmas to anyone, we are basically denying that other religions and holidays exist. Saying happy holidays is not going to make your religion disappear you stupid uptight Christians. Grow up.

xD

Oh

I like how in the last picture they put him next to the spilled cup so it's like he dropped it.

Not festive but hilarious

if i died this would be so true

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