Humans are curious creatures and sometimes have more questions than answers. Over the centuries, however, we've accumulated quite a bit of knowledge. So if someone needs a quick fix of information, they can always open the Bible or an encyclopedia. Or Reddit. More and more people are turning to /r/AskReddit in search of the truth, and while the responses they get don't always seem scientifically sound, they're as hilarious as the funny questions themselves.
Want to know how to make friends? Best ask Reddit! Or what was ruined because too many people started doing it? Funny Reddit users will answer! If you're not afraid of slipping down the Reddit advice hole, check the compilation below at your own risk - you might get addicted to these top Reddit questions and answers quickly. So, scroll down to get the answers and upvote your favorites!
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Cracked me up so hard i got in trouble in class for laughing to loud and was getting a number of looks. This is so funny but so smart at the same time!
Nothing could be more true then this. Just do it if you are alone and want friends, true friends.
From a man to ladies: you might think the hints you give are very obvious, but they are not! And if you like a man, make the first step yourself. Don't get upset if a man doesn't get your "obvious" hints.
I once asked someone (A non-drinker), what would you possibly do, if you are way to much drunk, Response: I won't remember a thing I guess. Friends for life.
I feel like I'm in a foreign culture where everybody knows the customs, the language and how to interact but me, and I'm just here terrified I'm going to try to say something nice but end up calling someone's mother a whore.
Zimbabwean Dollars. 10 billion is surely going to require more than a briefcase in most other dollar currencies!
I do this with my daughter. I have successfully stopped 'dabbing' and 'flossing' in my house. I hope to progress to stopping her wearing inappropriate clothing when she is a teenager using the same techniques.
I remember couple of years ago when some dad started imitating the photos that his teenager daughter posted on social media. Soon the girl realised how silly her poses looked and she stopped. :)
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That's kind of like in high school when this one kid used to verbally bully me. I was the complete opposite of a "cool kid" (and happy that way) but he was borderline abusive. So I started happily greeting him whenever he came near. "Oh hey Dustin, how you been?!" sort of thing. Because of course being my friend would have been social suicide for him. And sure enough, he stopped coming anywhere near me. :D
This should be a public service announcement of some sort
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does dabbing mean rapping? I honestly thought you were talking about drugs at first
I was trying to google what exactly the annoying "dabbing" meant and couldn't find an answer. Can someone help, please? :/
It’s a sort of move where you cover your face with an arm and stick the other arm straight out to your side. It became INCREDIBLY popular and a meme for whatever reason. (Hope I didn’t sound to silly while describing it)
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My 11 year old foster daughter told me her testicles hurt. Confused, I asked, “Did you just say your TESTICLES hurt?” Waving her arms in the air, she repeated the complaint , “Yeah. My testicles hurt!” Dear readers, she meant TENTACLES. But I did not correct her. I figured she’d say this to her friends, some boy would overhear this and start the rumor that she had balls, and then all the boys would stay away from her, thus preventing an unwanted teen pregnancy. She made it through high school and just graduated. No babies. So, it totally worked!
I had to google "dabbing". I have seen this pose and have no idea what it means.
dumbest solution? uh, putting a blanket on in summer to make sure mosquitos dont bite me i guess?
My favourite is (translated by me to English so sorry that it might sound like it): A man walks into the surgical ward in a hospital saying: "Hello, I think I'm a moth." A nurse replies: "I'm sorry, this is the surgical ward, psychiatry is on the third floor." "I know but you had the lights on."
Hahahaa.. omg.. that would definitely fck someone's head if you just started living with them.
My sister's cat suddenly seemed to get fatter overnight. We thought it was doing the above until one day we found it fighting with another cat - which looked exactly like it, but thinner. Things went 'click' and we realized we had been feeding an impostor who kept chasing my sister's actual cat off when he tried to come home. Smartest thing I've ever seen an animal do.
The one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eaters....does anyone remember those being everywhere??? Nope...see
my primary school decided to take away the rubbish bins because they thought it would mean we would take our rubbish home but it just made us litter more
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