Both slogans and taglines are very important for a brand's positioning in the business. They only differ in their scope: a tagline represents an entire business, while a slogan usually only represents a single product or is a part of a particular advertising campaign. Dan Cullen-Shute, chief executive and co-founder of the independent advertising agency, Creature London, says, "We live in a world where brands think they need ‘purpose’." Brands want their audiences not only to perceive a product but also to connect it with a higher purpose. That's where slogans and taglines come in - the best ones capture this higher purpose in a memorable way. For example, everyone and their mothers can surely recall Nike's call to action "Just Do It" or Red Bull's promise to "give you wings." However, not all slogans seem to work. Some appear at bad timing - for example, the ad for Ayds - an appetite suppressant - aired a TV commercial along with the slogan "Lose weight deliciously with the aid of Ayds." Given that the brand's name sounded phonetically identical to AIDS and that it aired during the epidemic period of the disease... well, I guess you can sort this one out yourselves. Bored Panda has compiled for you a whole list of various brand's slogans and taglines that are just plain bad, weird or blatantly stupid, so scroll down below to see them all.

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The More You Play With It, The Harder It Gets

The More You Play With It, The Harder It Gets

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like they must've known what they were doing, there's no way this was an accident

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Pretty Pangolin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, if you read the fine print it's 100% sexual - nothing "implied". To me it's tacky and gross, but that's just my personal opinion.

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Jaguarundi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Adolescent-male-oriented marketing at its finest. They had intimate knowledge of their demographic to be sure.

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Stefanya La Roja
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the thing that is more hilarious is that in Italian Sega means "hand#ob"

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dev mehta
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This ad is obviously aimed at basement-dwelling , video game playing, nerdy teenage boys.

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Kjorn
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"breathing heavily over"… they knew what they were doing

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Blue Cicada
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, that ad was controversial the day it came out! I remember it well. A lot of straightlaced people had a hard time with the word "joystick". And the accompanying graphic! Thus began the tirade against video games.

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Logan Slaughter
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sega had a lot of ads like these, back in the day. They would later go on to compete with Sony in the teenaged market, while Nintendo dominated the younger markets.

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pebs
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The funny thing is that in italian the word "sega" means both saw and w***k.

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Loretta
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always found the name "joystick" suspicious. Now I know it wasn't an accident.

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Skander Frikha
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Notably, SEGA in Italian is the word used to define male masturbation

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Vishay Sukhdeo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wahahaha, they certainly must have gotten some attention with this one!!!! They obviously knew what little boys were doing.... https://pratchet.com/category/cannabis/

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Franco
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sega, in italian language, means also "male masturbation". So, this ads was perfect here!

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Lucy Porter
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have a look at what sega means in Italian. This was deliberate!

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La_Frugo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm italian, and in italian SEGA means... well you know... playing with it

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James Thompson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure that I believe that this isn't altered. But stranger things have happened.

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Jon S.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's legit, I remember it. The 90s were full of these kinds of ads. They thought it was better to make an ad that was memorable than one that was informative. The fact I remember it means it worked.

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kathryn stretton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry Kaisu, i posted my comment before I read yours. You are sooo right.

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Sara Verzilli
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG in Italian this is even better because "sega" is handjob! I'm crying 😂😂😂

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#2

Sitting On Faces Since 2001

Sitting On Faces Since 2001

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#3

Nothing Sucks Like An Electrolux

Nothing Sucks Like An Electrolux

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Good Luck

Good Luck

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Granstef Ghostlapin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've tried their planes twice : it's the most honest advertisement in the world !

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Something For Every Hole

Something For Every Hole

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#7

The Best Things In Life Come In Cellophane

The Best Things In Life Come In Cellophane

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#8

Went Shopping And Found This Ad Promoting Safe Sex

Went Shopping And Found This Ad Promoting Safe Sex

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#9

Cheat On Your Girlfriend, Not On Your Workout

Cheat On Your Girlfriend, Not On Your Workout

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#10

Men Are Better Than Women!

Men Are Better Than Women!

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#11

She Can Have A Tummy... And Still Look Yummy!

She Can Have A Tummy... And Still Look Yummy!

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#14

You Can Never Be Too Thin; Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels

You Can Never Be Too Thin; Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels

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#15

It's Amazing What You Can Do With Two Fingers And A Thumb

It's Amazing What You Can Do With Two Fingers And A Thumb

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#17

If We Can't Have Fresh Air, At Least We Can Have Fresh Muffins

If We Can't Have Fresh Air, At Least We Can Have Fresh Muffins

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#18

Look Like A Girl, Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man, Work Like A Boss

Look Like A Girl, Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man, Work Like A Boss

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Happy Women's Day" I think you missed the point here. Like, entirely. And if I worked like my boss, I would take random fifteen minute breaks and like seven personal phonecalls in a day

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You Only Know What You're Made Of When You've Been Stuffed A Few Times

You Only Know What You're Made Of When You've Been Stuffed A Few Times

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#21

Lose Weight Deliciously With The Aid Of Ayds

Lose Weight Deliciously With The Aid Of Ayds

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#22

Approach Women Like You Do Wild Animals, With Caution And A Soothing Voice

Approach Women Like You Do Wild Animals, With Caution And A Soothing Voice

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#24

Painfully Thick

Painfully Thick

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#25

Open Your Snack Hole

Open Your Snack Hole

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HANS
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if Maria Tash (something for every hole) tried it?

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#26

She's Seen More Ceilings... Than Michelangelo; You're Not Popular... You're Easy

She's Seen More Ceilings... Than Michelangelo; You're Not Popular... You're Easy

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#28

Spike Up Your Best Friend's Eggnog When They're Not Looking

Spike Up Your Best Friend's Eggnog When They're Not Looking

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What Can Brown Do For You?

What Can Brown Do For You?

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Conrad Strucker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to get a shirt that says that now cuz I'm brown and I can do a whole lot

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