ALLISON PALMER
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ALLISON PALMER • upvoted 29 items 5 years ago
Animals
I Rescued A Newborn Kitten Trapped Under The Floor At My School And Now She Sees Every Human As A Blessing
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My dog does this little boner dance whenever he has a boner. He slides across the floor and humps the air rapidly until his doggy-boner goes down.Weird-Harmless-Pet-Animal-Habits
Run run run, locks up front legs slide slide slide, roll roll roll. How does she not break her neck?Weird-Harmless-Pet-Animal-Habits
My dog can sense when I'm about to fart and will stick his nose near my ass crack to smell it and then run away in disgust after. I have no idea why he continues to do it when it clearly annoys himWeird-Harmless-Pet-Animal-Habits
Growing up, we had a chocolate lab named Kody. Kody had a few oddities and idiosyncrasies about him. My parents are beer drinkers, and Kody would learn how to open each and every cooler we ever had so that he could eat all of the ice. That dog LOVED ice, he would eat it until he had what we called "brain freezers" or these mini little seizures (he was fine, but it was a weird habit). Another time, Kody was out pooping in the yard and we saw a bunch of cloth coming out of his butt. Turns out, it was an ace bandage that had to be surgically removed. Upon opening his stomach they found a silver dollar, a few bobby pins, the ace bandage and a billiards cue ball. Now, here's the kicker- we didn't own a pool table, and our closest neighbor was 5 miles away, who also did not own a pool table. We never did find out where he got that cue ball from. He lived to be 15 years old and passed away peacefully two years ago. Miss you, buddy.Weird-Harmless-Pet-Animal-Habits
My dog has 'takeaway' every time she eats. She won't stand at her bowl. She stuffs her mouth full of dry food and then sits near me wherever I am, spits out all her food and eats it one bit at a time. When she is finished it she repeats it all.Weird-Harmless-Pet-Animal-Habits
My dog can't go anywhere without his toy. My girlfriend calls it his "girlfriend". If we go outside he will bring the little stuffed animal with him and drop it somewhere. If we tell him to "go find your girlfriend" he will search frantically for it until it's found.Weird-Harmless-Pet-Animal-Habits
My chihuahua sneaks to her water dish. We have no idea why. She does this almost every day at varied times. If her water is dirty or if the dish is empty she will keep sneaking until the situation is fixed.Weird-Harmless-Pet-Animal-Habits
My boyfriends cat loves to snuggle up on people's chests and then slooowly and veeery gently place her paw (with claws out and toes spread) and just .. place it on their mouth. Does anyone know what the heck she's trying to get out of this?Weird-Harmless-Pet-Animal-Habits
My lardass cat has this weird cake infatuation. (Ha ha I know). Not to eat. She likes to lay on them. I can't count how many cooling cakes I had to throw out because she decided to take a nap on them. I have to hide them somewhere to cool and frost. I also had to buy a solid cake saver because she would lay on my old one and crush the lid into the cake. My favorite was when my son turned one, we had the unwrapped cake sitting on the counter waiting for cake time, and she tried to lay in it. When I came in to get it all the frosting is pulled off in the center and one pissed off frosting covered cat under my bed. Yet she still does it.
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Animals
I Rescued A Newborn Kitten Trapped Under The Floor At My School And Now She Sees Every Human As A Blessing
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Never give an animal to someone as a gift, especially if they do not ask for one. Thrusting an animal on someone forces them to take care of another life but not everyone can afford to give it the life it deserves.Weird-Harmless-Pet-Animal-Habits
Run run run, locks up front legs slide slide slide, roll roll roll. How does she not break her neck?Weird-Harmless-Pet-Animal-Habits
My chihuahua sneaks to her water dish. We have no idea why. She does this almost every day at varied times. If her water is dirty or if the dish is empty she will keep sneaking until the situation is fixed.Weird-Harmless-Pet-Animal-Habits
My boyfriends cat loves to snuggle up on people's chests and then slooowly and veeery gently place her paw (with claws out and toes spread) and just .. place it on their mouth. Does anyone know what the heck she's trying to get out of this?Weird-Harmless-Pet-Animal-Habits
My dog has 'takeaway' every time she eats. She won't stand at her bowl. She stuffs her mouth full of dry food and then sits near me wherever I am, spits out all her food and eats it one bit at a time. When she is finished it she repeats it all.Weird-Harmless-Pet-Animal-Habits
My dog can sense when I'm about to fart and will stick his nose near my ass crack to smell it and then run away in disgust after. I have no idea why he continues to do it when it clearly annoys himWeird-Harmless-Pet-Animal-Habits
Growing up, we had a chocolate lab named Kody. Kody had a few oddities and idiosyncrasies about him. My parents are beer drinkers, and Kody would learn how to open each and every cooler we ever had so that he could eat all of the ice. That dog LOVED ice, he would eat it until he had what we called "brain freezers" or these mini little seizures (he was fine, but it was a weird habit). Another time, Kody was out pooping in the yard and we saw a bunch of cloth coming out of his butt. Turns out, it was an ace bandage that had to be surgically removed. Upon opening his stomach they found a silver dollar, a few bobby pins, the ace bandage and a billiards cue ball. Now, here's the kicker- we didn't own a pool table, and our closest neighbor was 5 miles away, who also did not own a pool table. We never did find out where he got that cue ball from. He lived to be 15 years old and passed away peacefully two years ago. Miss you, buddy.Weird-Harmless-Pet-Animal-Habits
My lardass cat has this weird cake infatuation. (Ha ha I know). Not to eat. She likes to lay on them. I can't count how many cooling cakes I had to throw out because she decided to take a nap on them. I have to hide them somewhere to cool and frost. I also had to buy a solid cake saver because she would lay on my old one and crush the lid into the cake. My favorite was when my son turned one, we had the unwrapped cake sitting on the counter waiting for cake time, and she tried to lay in it. When I came in to get it all the frosting is pulled off in the center and one pissed off frosting covered cat under my bed. Yet she still does it.Weird-Harmless-Pet-Animal-Habits
My dog can't go anywhere without his toy. My girlfriend calls it his "girlfriend". If we go outside he will bring the little stuffed animal with him and drop it somewhere. If we tell him to "go find your girlfriend" he will search frantically for it until it's found.
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