Having lived in this world for almost a quarter-century, I can tell that life is much more absurd than our parents and teachers tell us. Sometimes all you can do is laugh at bizarre situations.


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It looks like the Tumblr blog Absurd Life Quote shares the same sentiment. Check out these ridiculously funny one-liners and tell us which ones you can identify with!

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JoshBungitak 1 year ago

That and having a maid named mom....missing her nightly cooking

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fredericeeckman 1 year ago

Tiny Dynamine, you know it's a common fact that people who feel the need to call people losers are the one who actually need to reassure themselves because they are very insecure ? Don't worry, we are not mad at you for being a loser looking for attention :)

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AlisonIrvine 1 year ago

i agree with this one, not remotely photogenic, me!

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ShannynSletcher 1 year ago

You have two!?! Damn it!

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Libesch 1 year ago

¡Muy bueno!

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AzizAzocha 1 year ago

When nothing goes right go to the left :)

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JohnBanister 1 year ago

Your secret is safe with me, I've forgotten it already. It's the best thing I know to do when people tell me things they want kept secret.

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Susan Ramsay 6 months ago

Sounds like me.

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fredericeeckman 1 year ago

Or you call back immediately while they are trying to call you back again, so you just have to deal with the answering machine. But you have the feeling you HAVE to be the one who will reach the other one first :D

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BethIbarra 1 year ago

This is my mantra!

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JuliaLyga 1 year ago

Haha this is great... Maybe in a couple years.. Rn I'm good with cheetos and Netflix...

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LusiaJahaubun 1 year ago

seems like we are same for this point :D

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Puppy222 1 year ago

Uh yes you do. Always

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VanTran 1 year ago

Love it !

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LeanneHeenan 1 year ago

I think this just about says it all.

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SusannaVesna 1 year ago

LMAO

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LoriLamb 1 year ago

Or "Eye of the Tiger."

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