Hi , just put together a list of useful and fun websites and apps I thought you could use. I haven’t seen these on here before, but maybe I’m wrong. Anyhow, enjoy!
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Laterbox
Sick of procrastinating? Laterbox is an app that doesn’t just schedule things, but shows you how you’ve procrastinated in the past and how you can fix that in the future. Now, if only it could fix your marriage!
Source: laterbox.co
A Swamp From Google Maps
A Google Maps link to a swamp. What disappears here stays disappeared. You know it’s the right place, dude. It’s far from roads and people and the only ones who are gonna find her are the gators. If there is a hell, Gina’s gonna be arriving with chomp wounds.
Source: www.google.com
Choose My PC
Gotta get a new PC and want to build one yourself for as little money as possible? Choosemypc lets you enter in your price point to build a new rig. You’re gonna need a new hard drive so the cops won’t see you’ve been researching tarps and shovels.
Source: choosemypc.net
Duolingo
Duolingo makes learning a new language fun and easy!
Source: www.duolingo.com
Here Is Today
Today, tomorrow and yesterday are pretty easy to wrap your head around, but how about a millenium, an epoch or an eon? Pretty mind bending, the significance of time. Like how much of your life you’ve squandered with Gina. You’ve been faithful to her, a good father to your children, a good man. And she has the nerve to question you. YOU? She’s the one who fucked Bill on your marriage bed. It’s a sacred space, a home. And she made it profane. Divorce is too good for Gina. You know what has to be done.
Source: hereistoday.com
Home Depot’s Shovel Department
You’re gonna need a shovel, dude. Get a sturdy shovel. You don’t want to get stuck digging with your hands halfway through when your $10 HDX snaps in two when you could have spend the extra money for a Razor-Back.
Source: www.homedepot.com
How Long To Read This
Got five minutes? An hour? A whole day? Find out if you can get that library book read before the overdue fines kick in. Speaking of overdue, haven’t you always wondered what it would be like to take a life? It would be quick, easy. Just wait until she’s asleep. Then gently wrap your fingers around her neck and squeeze. The tiny bones in Gina’s windpipe crackling under your thumbs like an empty water bottle. Just keep the pressure on, hold tight. Her frantic eyes gaping back at your emotionless face. Your left thumb loosens briefly, allowing one last splintered, thorny scream to escape her trachea. The last sound she’ll ever make.
Source: howlongtoreadthis.com
How To Grow The Fuck Up
Ok, so that’s kind of a profane URL, but it’s full of great tips on how to, well, grow up. Whether you want to manage a 401k or just learn how to write a check, they have the info you need to be an adult. Though you might say your adulthood started the day you married Gina. Jesus Christ, you were just kids back then. You didn’t know anything about being married, let alone having kids. You’ve really grown apart. There’s just so much mistrust
Source: howtogrowthefuckup.com
UCLA Mindfulness Awareness Research Center
Need to relax? UCLA’s Mindfulness Awareness Research Center offers hours of recorded guided meditations. And you’ll need them because you are FREAKING THE FUCK OUT, man. Chil, fucking chill. You just did what had to be done. It was you or her. Millions of people have been where you are and this is no time to panic. Panicky people go to prison. Chill. Just chill. She’s dead. It’s over man. There’s no more Gina.
Source: marc.ucla.edu
The Black Vault
They say everything done in the dark must come to the light. See what kind of stuff Freedom of Information Act Requests have dug up. Aliens! Conspiracies! Deep dark secrets! Speaking of secrets, Gina thinks you don’t know she fucked Bill. In your own goddamn bed. Ugh. You can still smell him as you’re trying fitfully to get to sleep.
Source: www.theblackvault.com
Get Work Done Music
You’re gonna need some tunes with all that digging you’re doing. Make sure she’s buried good and deep with options for “fast” and “faster” music. You did the right thing, man. You can’t back out now. There were no witnesses. You’re in the clear. Hell, if you’re that paranoid, move to Mexico. But you’ll need to learn a new language.
Source: www.getworkdonemusic.com
Tarps.com
Tarps is great if you’re in need of high quality tarps. And you are. Probably one big enough for Gina’s ass. Sorry, this isn’t a time for joking. Get a good, strong one. You don’t need raccoons bringing Gina’s waterlogged corpse out where someone can find it.
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