For seven years, people have sent in photos of their scariest Mall Santa outtakes to the CreepySantaPhotos.com website. Sometimes, Santa is legitimately sketchy. Threats of these side-eyed guys entering our homes in the middle of the night is a much worse punishment than coal in a stocking. But most times, the crying kids with wet pants are what make up our darkest dreams. We've dug through the archives to deliver some of the funniest, must-see, "say cheese" moments. 

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#1 Mooooooooooooooooooooooom!

Mooooooooooooooooooooooom!

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Yvonne Bernal 3 months ago

Never saw a calmer Santa while holding a screaming kid

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#2 Make-up Horror Show

Make-up Horror Show

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Jasmine Chen 3 months ago

Santa's evil twin

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#3 Great Vintage Santa

Great Vintage Santa

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AcousticGString 3 months ago

He looks like an alien. This is the nightmare before Christmas!

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#4 Santa Went 10 Rounds The Night Before

Santa Went 10 Rounds The Night Before

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Yvonne Bernal 3 months ago

Santa's had too much eggnog

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#5 Santa + Balloon Animal = Bad

Santa + Balloon Animal = Bad

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Yvonne Bernal 3 months ago

I guess he's just 'happy' to see Santa!

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#6 That Laugh Still Echoes In Their Dreams

That Laugh Still Echoes In Their Dreams

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Jasmine Chen 3 months ago

Wahhahahaha!!! Wahhahahaha!!!

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#7 "stand Nice And Still For The Camera, Little Girl..."

"stand Nice And Still For The Camera, Little Girl..."

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Veronique Anketier 3 months ago

'If you want to see your daughter alive again, you will do exactly as I tell you'

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#8 Cock-eyed Rawrs

Cock-eyed Rawrs

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Fire Bird 3 months ago

He has a look like he knows the bar across the mall just opened.

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#9 Creepy Masked Santa Cops A Feel

Creepy Masked Santa Cops A Feel

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Yvonne Bernal 3 months ago

Ho Ho NO!

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#10 Shopping Cart Nightmares

Shopping Cart Nightmares

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Yvonne Bernal 3 months ago

What is this... the express line?? You just wheel your stroller or shopping cart up as they snap a picture, and off you go!

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#11 Moooooooooooom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mooooooooom

Moooooooooooom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mooooooooom

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Sophia Marotta 3 months ago

is that a scar on his head???

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#12 You're Never Too Old To Sit On Santa's Lap... But You'd Never Be More Wise Than To Pass On This One's...

You're Never Too Old To Sit On Santa's Lap... But You'd Never Be More Wise Than To Pass On This One's...

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Alma Sánchez 3 months ago

Zombie Santa

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#13 It's That Time Of Year Again.... Creepy Santa Is Prowling. Send Us A Photo If You Happen To Catch Him In The Act!

It's That Time Of Year Again.... Creepy Santa Is Prowling. Send Us A Photo If You Happen To Catch Him In The Act!

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Jasmine Chen 3 months ago

Dude!That's not Santa is Satan!!!

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#14 This Guy Belongs On A Wanted Poster...

This Guy Belongs On A Wanted Poster...

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Kjorn 3 months ago

santa look pretty pissed

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#15 Beard Without A Face

Beard Without A Face

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Jasmine Chen 3 months ago

A Yeti!!!