For seven years, people have sent in photos of their scariest Mall Santa outtakes to the CreepySantaPhotos.com website. Sometimes, Santa is legitimately sketchy. Threats of these side-eyed guys entering our homes in the middle of the night is a much worse punishment than coal in a stocking. But most times, the crying kids with wet pants are what make up our darkest dreams. We've dug through the archives to deliver some of the funniest, must-see, "say cheese" moments. 

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#1 Mooooooooooooooooooooooom!

Mooooooooooooooooooooooom!

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Yvonne Bernal 8 months ago

Never saw a calmer Santa while holding a screaming kid

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#3 Great Vintage Santa

Great Vintage Santa

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AcousticGString 8 months ago

He looks like an alien. This is the nightmare before Christmas!

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#4 Santa Went 10 Rounds The Night Before

Santa Went 10 Rounds The Night Before

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Yvonne Bernal 8 months ago

Santa's had too much eggnog

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#5 Santa + Balloon Animal = Bad

Santa + Balloon Animal = Bad

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Yvonne Bernal 8 months ago

I guess he's just 'happy' to see Santa!

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#7 "stand Nice And Still For The Camera, Little Girl..."

"stand Nice And Still For The Camera, Little Girl..."

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Veronique Anketier 8 months ago

'If you want to see your daughter alive again, you will do exactly as I tell you'

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#8 Cock-eyed Rawrs

Cock-eyed Rawrs

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Fire Bird 8 months ago

He has a look like he knows the bar across the mall just opened.

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#10 Shopping Cart Nightmares

Shopping Cart Nightmares

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Yvonne Bernal 8 months ago

What is this... the express line?? You just wheel your stroller or shopping cart up as they snap a picture, and off you go!

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#14 This Guy Belongs On A Wanted Poster...

This Guy Belongs On A Wanted Poster...

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Kjorn 8 months ago

santa look pretty pissed

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#15 Beard Without A Face

Beard Without A Face

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Jasmine Chen 8 months ago

A Yeti!!!